" Hey guys, hope it's not too late to greet everyone
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! My apology for the long break, hehe... It's not that I've stop blogging anyway. ;-p "
Had a long Chinese New Year break back in Penang and Ipoh, meet lots of friends... That's what we're waiting for for the entire 365 days, RIGHT!? A lot of us changed, but heck, i don't want to talk about others first lah! I want to concentrate on one particular thingy in this entry.
"Money" has become a very common topic lately... No lah, I didn't mean that we doesn't care about it during the early years... but just, it heated up along our age. You see, when you were 0-20, you were enjoying life, then from around 21-50 we damn got ohm one, work like cow one... wanna earn lots and lots of money!!! And then later on... well, guess I don't have to tell the later part of the story.So, okay... enough of the craps. My point is I do understand that most of us wanted to get rich lah, but in fact, I do not understand why some of them just don't know
how to be a rich man or should say don't know
how to act to be a rich man =p (
when the truth is that they are not that rich, but wanted to act/pretend to be a rich ass so that they can show off... )
However, some of them were such a failure! They sucks big time until I'm considering of promoting my all time best seller to them !!!! ....
Yeah, LOL... Sigh, sorry you can't find this in the bookstore because it is due to "never" production. So the only way is I'm giving some "sneak preview" of it...
How to be a rich man / act to be a rich man:1. Will not complain about small cash like 30-50 ringgit. When joining for parties, chillout, or clubbing... what is 30-50 bucks to those who are earning over 10k per month, right? JUST PAY IT AND KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!!! (no one ask you to come anyway, infact don't think people will like to see this kind of people like you around! LOL)
2. Really buy a few K ring, or over 10K ring in front of your friends. (Provided that if u really wanna show off lahhh) But not bringing them along to a nice and luxurious jewelry shop and show everyone your fucking interest to buy a fucking big diamond ring that cost a bomb but end up not buying or saying that you will come back to buy it another day.
3. Really buy a luxurious car when you bring along your friend to a show room and tell him/them and the salesman that you're going to buy it tomorrow. But infact, the luxurious car that you are gonna buy is never being seen. (or never buy at all???)
4. Really buy a genuine Frank Muller. But not claimed to have one, or telling "fairy tales" like bought it for your gf's or whatsoever. In fact, you make people think that a bastard like you who likes to show off will show your branded watch instead of keeping it at home because no one sees it.
5. Claimed to earn a salary of over 10k but don't have the money / didn't bring enough money to open 3 buckets of beers. (although you did opened 2 buckets, credit to you! =) )
6. Claimed to have a platinum card and show off that only someone with a salary of over 10k is entitled to apply the card and ask someone to shut up and not to look down on you about your salary. HOWEVER, people don't know why the so called platinum card couldn't be use to swap 2-3 buckets of beers [refer to number 5].
7. Behave like a rich man, but not like a "sohaiz" oh ohhh, for the sake of internationalism... "sohaiz" = idiot, morron, bastard.
Elaboration:
Say something that doesn't make sense. Fool someone/everyone and thinks that he/they don't know anything but infact he/they just pretend to be a "sohaiz" as per request (by you).
Do something that even a fucking pervert guy wouldn't do. I don't think I need to explain how to pervert lahhh... LOL
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HEY! Buy the book lah! If I were to tell all here, then what's the point of publishing such an impressive book? Only... If you can find it in the book stores... HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE
P/s: I'm not intended to offend anyone other than one person. =) but if he could really get rich one day, I'll still congratz him =) I didn't mean to look down on anyone because I believe everyone have the abilities and chances to be successful.* A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. *
