My weight

For anyone that does not know... I'm at Melbourne now... when i first came, i weighted 73kg...

And I'm very boring most of the time...

So the only thing that i could do to entertain myself are,

1. Make love with my lappieeeee...
2. E.A.T !!!

Usually human take 3 meals a day...
Some people take their meal because they are hungry...

and i'm WORST... boooooooooo!

I'm trying to be a normal human being, so i tried to take 3 meals a day...

and obviously i take my meal whenever i'm hungry...

AND!!!!...................... I eat when I'm boring... =_="

Yeah lah yeah lah, food here of course not not as good as back home in malaysia lah...
but... i tell u ho...

the chocolates, the candies, the sweets,... the junk food...

nabeh... super tempting leh~~!! And you guys know what? Their supermarket marketing department damn pro wei, always put the tags, PRICE CUT, BEST BUY, DAILY SAVER, etc etc... low lan consumer like me, how can i resist the temptation? =(

and i webcam with my cousin yesterday, he said i put on weight...

some of my friends said i put on weight too when i met them...

you know, when there are more than 1 person who commented on your weight within 24 hours, it's not really a happy thing to talk about... =(((

and so, i went to the supermarket to weight myself after 3 months away from home,

.... you know what happened?



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FUCK!!!

D.I.E.T lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*Failing to plan is planning to fail.*

T.T super sad..

The lyrics, one needle see blood =(

Flying "Salt Fish"

You guys must see this!!!



I wonder where were those secret service agents... LOL

Or... They are not as "professional" as what we've been told and heard about them through TVs?

Or... They are too lazy to give a damn about Mr. Bush (because so many ppl hate him anyway) and sent most of their top secret service to protect the 1st ever black US President??? LOL

Anyway, good luck to that guy... Luckily he's not in Malaysia.

If not C4 will be awaiting him... ;) hehehehehe

Every accomplishment, starts with the decision to try.

The Fate Of My Car - Fatvy (Part 3)

Yes, I know... Unbelievable? Well... BELIEVE IT!!!

Here's the long awaited 3rd part of the story...

Some of you might not even expecting this =.="
Some might also forgotten about it =.="" ...
and some might don't give a damn about it =.="""
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No. 3

It was Deepavali on Monday 27th, 2 months back. Another long weekend and I drove my car back to change the window's master controller while its still under warranty. Besides, fatty also need to fix the alignment and balancing of his tyres.

All of these cost me below 100 bucks, so I guessed "worth it lahhh~! KL so expensive!"

Who knows... On a nice Monday Deepavali evening, while I'm driving my way back to KL...



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I don't think I need to tell what has happened ... See with your own eyes and use your common sense... zzzzzZZZzZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Ya, FUCK... ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY!!!

First of all, I'll like to appologize to the "almighty up there.. " I'm sorry that I cursed... I'm sorry and thank you that the accident its just a minor one... ;)

Seems like whenever both the "highway and accident" used together in one sentence, everyone's normal reaction will be assuming its a serious one...

Question like "AirBags got burst out or not?"



"You banged how many cars?"



"Your car still can move ah?", "Very serious ah???"



And I replied... "Oh, just a minor one..." =) Thank goodness...

Just let me illustrate how it happened...

It was the last day of the long weekend, and it's usual that a lot of jerks like me was rushing back to the city to work on the following day... So, eventually the highway was full of cars.

It became worst when the opposite lane have an accident... Here's the best part... OPPOSITE LANE!!! please remember... OPPOSITE LANE OKAY?!!

I don't know why the fuck the cars were slowing down and causing the traffic tam... I don't know lahhh, whether they copy car number plate or what... It's the beauty of the "Bolehland" ma... Hence, all the cars slowed down and the car infront of me stepped on the break so hard as if she's fucking pissed up (emergency break)... (*suspense*)



And I looked at my rear mirror and saw a BMW X5 tailgating me as if he wants to kiss my fatty's ass =.="

I break slowly (because fatty says don't want to let X5 kiss his butt) and moved to the left lane... Due to the heavy traffic, I couldn't just shift all out to the left lane... and the only thing I could do was moving his fat ass at the middle of the center line.... =.= (don't worry, got picture explanation below)

Instead of X5 kissing his fat round ass, that pervert go and kissed the Kenari's ass =.=" Damn it~!!!

The drawing shows you after the accident occurred...



Please look at the stupid X5... Imagine if i didn't move aside ...


X5 reversed and ran away... =.="

The following day, I took him to Sunway's garage and ask Simon for help... Being stupid and naive(*wink*), I drove my car into the garage and due to that, I need to pay 10 bucks for service charge because the boss was there... HAIHHHHZZZZ

Before.............................................After



Somemore it's for temporary only... not completely fix yet... Estimate damage 100-200-300++

SIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

* Life, we often took so long to see the closed door that we don't see the one which is opened for us *

The Fate Of My Car - Fatvy (Part 2)

No. 2
About 1 or 2 months ago, while I was on my way back to PJ after sending my bro back to Cheras, my fatty was hit by something ...

And this is what had happened ...


* Hair line crack *

Yes..! His windscreen cracked... Hit by a small stone I supposed... T.T

* Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. *

The Fate Of My Car - Fatvy (Part 1)

I have a car, local production... A Perodua production to be precise. His name is Fatvy (*obviously it is inherit from the name fat and Myvi la*). I called him a "he" because I'm not treating him like my wife like most of the car lovers and guys out there. I mean, I do appreciate that he can take me to where I want to go... But hey!! I feed him with gasoline even with the price of RM2.70 per litter ok?

However, he had a bad life with me... Guess it is because his "8 zi" not match with mine. Why I said so? Ok, here're the stories...

No. 1
If I'm not mistaken, he was bought around the end of May, 2007 just days before I'm going to have my industrial training in Penang.

This was how he looks like when he first came...


*Handsome right?*

But after just 1 month of driving... I got hit by a Jeep in Gunung Rapat, Ipoh... YES! A JEEP!!!

Here, let me illustrate how a Jeep looks like...


*Fulamak~!!! Walaoooooooo~ Scary mou? LOL*


Well, alright... Maybe that I'm too exaggerate... LOL... Here is what that actually banged me...


*Haha, although its still a Jeep, but this looks a lot noober!*

And here goes my 2 doors...... ZZzzzZZzzzzzz T.T



You know what's the worst part? That barger get away unscratched... Just as handsome as how he looks like before he banged me... DAMN!!!!
(To be continue ... )

p/s: "8 zi" - The date and time when you were born.

*Anyone can swing a sword but it takes a true warrior to wield it*