Yes, I know... Unbelievable? Well... BELIEVE IT!!!
Here's the long awaited 3rd part of the story...
Some of you might not even expecting this =.="
Some might also forgotten about it =.="" ...
and some might don't give a damn about it =.="""
....
........
No. 3
It was Deepavali on Monday 27th, 2 months back. Another long weekend and I drove my car back to change the window's master controller while its still under warranty. Besides, fatty also need to fix the alignment and balancing of his tyres.
All of these cost me below 100 bucks, so I guessed "worth it lahhh~! KL so expensive!"
Who knows... On a nice Monday Deepavali evening, while I'm driving my way back to KL...
...........................................
I don't think I need to tell what has happened ... See with your own eyes and use your common sense... zzzzzZZZzZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Ya, FUCK... ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY!!!
First of all, I'll like to appologize to the "almighty up there.. " I'm sorry that I cursed... I'm sorry and thank you that the accident its just a minor one... ;)
Seems like whenever both the "highway and accident" used together in one sentence, everyone's normal reaction will be assuming its a serious one...
Question like "AirBags got burst out or not?"
"You banged how many cars?"
"Your car still can move ah?", "Very serious ah???"
And I replied... "Oh, just a minor one..." =) Thank goodness...
Just let me illustrate how it happened...
It was the last day of the long weekend, and it's usual that a lot of jerks like me was rushing back to the city to work on the following day... So, eventually the highway was full of cars.
It became worst when the opposite lane have an accident... Here's the best part... OPPOSITE LANE!!! please remember... OPPOSITE LANE OKAY?!!
I don't know why the fuck the cars were slowing down and causing the traffic tam... I don't know lahhh, whether they copy car number plate or what... It's the beauty of the "Bolehland" ma... Hence, all the cars slowed down and the car infront of me stepped on the break so hard as if she's fucking pissed up (emergency break)... (*suspense*)
And I looked at my rear mirror and saw a BMW X5 tailgating me as if he wants to kiss my fatty's ass =.="
I break slowly (because fatty says don't want to let X5 kiss his butt) and moved to the left lane... Due to the heavy traffic, I couldn't just shift all out to the left lane... and the only thing I could do was moving his fat ass at the middle of the center line.... =.= (don't worry, got picture explanation below)
Instead of X5 kissing his fat round ass, that pervert go and kissed the Kenari's ass =.=" Damn it~!!!
The drawing shows you after the accident occurred...
Please look at the stupid X5... Imagine if i didn't move aside ...
X5 reversed and ran away... =.="
The following day, I took him to Sunway's garage and ask Simon for help... Being stupid and naive(*wink*), I drove my car into the garage and due to that, I need to pay 10 bucks for service charge because the boss was there... HAIHHHHZZZZ
Before.............................................After
Somemore it's for temporary only... not completely fix yet... Estimate damage 100-200-300++
SIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
* Life, we often took so long to see the closed door that we don't see the one which is opened for us *
Here's the long awaited 3rd part of the story...
Some of you might not even expecting this =.="
Some might also forgotten about it =.="" ...
and some might don't give a damn about it =.="""
....
........
No. 3
It was Deepavali on Monday 27th, 2 months back. Another long weekend and I drove my car back to change the window's master controller while its still under warranty. Besides, fatty also need to fix the alignment and balancing of his tyres.
All of these cost me below 100 bucks, so I guessed "worth it lahhh~! KL so expensive!"
Who knows... On a nice Monday Deepavali evening, while I'm driving my way back to KL...
...........................................
I don't think I need to tell what has happened ... See with your own eyes and use your common sense... zzzzzZZZzZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Ya, FUCK... ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY!!!
First of all, I'll like to appologize to the "almighty up there.. " I'm sorry that I cursed... I'm sorry and thank you that the accident its just a minor one... ;)
Seems like whenever both the "highway and accident" used together in one sentence, everyone's normal reaction will be assuming its a serious one...
Question like "AirBags got burst out or not?"
"You banged how many cars?"
"Your car still can move ah?", "Very serious ah???"
And I replied... "Oh, just a minor one..." =) Thank goodness...
Just let me illustrate how it happened...
It was the last day of the long weekend, and it's usual that a lot of jerks like me was rushing back to the city to work on the following day... So, eventually the highway was full of cars.
It became worst when the opposite lane have an accident... Here's the best part... OPPOSITE LANE!!! please remember... OPPOSITE LANE OKAY?!!
I don't know why the fuck the cars were slowing down and causing the traffic tam... I don't know lahhh, whether they copy car number plate or what... It's the beauty of the "Bolehland" ma... Hence, all the cars slowed down and the car infront of me stepped on the break so hard as if she's fucking pissed up (emergency break)... (*suspense*)
And I looked at my rear mirror and saw a BMW X5 tailgating me as if he wants to kiss my fatty's ass =.="
I break slowly (because fatty says don't want to let X5 kiss his butt) and moved to the left lane... Due to the heavy traffic, I couldn't just shift all out to the left lane... and the only thing I could do was moving his fat ass at the middle of the center line.... =.= (don't worry, got picture explanation below)
Instead of X5 kissing his fat round ass, that pervert go and kissed the Kenari's ass =.=" Damn it~!!!
The drawing shows you after the accident occurred...
Please look at the stupid X5... Imagine if i didn't move aside ...
X5 reversed and ran away... =.="
The following day, I took him to Sunway's garage and ask Simon for help... Being stupid and naive(*wink*), I drove my car into the garage and due to that, I need to pay 10 bucks for service charge because the boss was there... HAIHHHHZZZZ
Before.............................................After
Somemore it's for temporary only... not completely fix yet... Estimate damage 100-200-300++
SIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
* Life, we often took so long to see the closed door that we don't see the one which is opened for us *
2 comments:
LUCKY! ~
I am reading this article second time today, you have to be more careful with content leakers. If I will fount it again I will send you a link
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